So we stood outside for a good hour and a half bullshitting with the neighbors and waiting for the other 3rd of the tree to fall on the neighbors house.
The security guard came by to check it out, and he called the board members (or tried to!) and the only one who answered was like ‘UM not our problem.’ Because even if peoples LIVES IN DANGER if Wells Fargo doesn’t give the go ahead it doesn’t matter.
So we were out there waiting, the security guard put a line of little pre-school child sized chairs across the front of the drive way to keep people out (you know, just in case the BIG FUCKING TREE AND DENT weren’t enough, and we’re all sitting there going ‘UM, we have kids who will think these chairs are for a game.’
So even though the garage sale is off (duh) we still have to get up early to 1. check on the tree, and 2. sit in one of the front windows with the hose to keep kids and idiots away.
ISN’T THIS FUN GUYS?
omg but you guys look at the tree in my front yard.
Scariest shit when I heard that part of the tree fall on the car port and crush it.
It’s about 7:30am and it’s still up though.
